Black Cracker - Sweet Like Liquor
Black Cracker - Love Me

The first time I witnessed a Black Cracker performance, shards of glass nearly flew into my eyeball. The second time? We wound up cuddling on a couch for a whole five seconds, as another musician puffed a joint nearby. The third and final time, I got so drunk that I can only remember dancing. I may also remember yelling at one of the bouncers when he kicked us out of the venue before I could find my scarf, but these are minor and unnecessary details.

While I can never know what to expect from a live performance, there’s no question as to what’s in store on Black Cracker’s new preTty boy mixtape. Duh, pure awesomeness. The microphone involved in this recording process should seriously consider filing a sexual harassment lawsuit, because some of these lyrics are so naughty that they’d make Khia blush. You’ll lose your virginity for a second time when you hear the chorus of “Sweet Like Liquor”. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.