I’m not going to pretend that I understand the motivation behind Purple Crush‘s “The Original”. All I know is that it popped up on Twitter shortly after the following tweet, “MY WEEK: told 3x ws ripped by gaga n ke$ha, then wanna b pop star we prod. trak 4 tried use our name n song titles-FUCK iT POP BITCH is BACK”. Although a trained journalist might dig deeper for the full story on this mysterious track, I’d rather revel in the ambiguity as I shake my ass to this jam.